Don't you love making journals that waste space in your message box?

Ohai. I can has inspirashun?

Watched a small clip of Final Destination 2 with the Xbox-Hueg car crash orgy. Hence it's in my best interests to take precautions: calling in airstrikes on possible dangers, such as truck drivers carrying logs and fuel, along with the option of engaging these targets with the M134, or possibly the M2 50.Caliber machine gun. Never trusted them and I'd rather pull them over and shoot them while they're against their truck. So folks, drive safely, and drive defensively behind the wheel of that uparmoured IED-proofed SUV of yours. After all, not only can you use that hail of 12.7mm bullets to kill and disable dangers on the road, you can always make that asshole who cuts in front of you to pay.

But that aside, suggest your own terrible, horrible, morally bankrupt way to kill a small city's worth of people / or a riot!
It may be the first of all contests I may be holding... In return the winner gets a my normal-grade art of their choice. Please. Don't make me do something ridiculous. I'm running out of ideas to kill people in very entertaining ways.

Memorial day. But perhaps I'll give the moment of silence after I finsh making the guy who said that it was deserved eat his own intestines and liver... perhaps with the occasional shuffle during the silence to step on his half-eaten organs poking out of him, or kicking his children in the face, or perhaps snapping their necks. Perhaps I'll wear severed fingers as a necklace to remember it.

:> if you want to bitch at this, GTFO. Go be creative and get raped by three huge gay black men (for men) or an 80-year old burnt out prostitute (if you're a woman) and go have a deformed butt-baby.

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